Tuesday, March 15, 2011

I'm a Nice Guy, Why Can't I Have a Jennifer Beals?

Jennifer Beals, who I was very hot for when Flashdance came out and she was 20 in the early 80's, is now a 47 year old mother of one.  Here are a few photos taken last year, before she began starring in this year's TV premiere of Chicago Code:
FORTY SEVEN!!! (Well, 46 in these photos.)

I kind of lost track of her since 1983, then I turned on Chicago Code the other night (quite a good show, I thought) and suspected I recognized the lead, but was also convinced I must be wrong because there are very few women can be THAT ageless.  Then I Googled her.  Wow!

Now, Dear Reader, I'm not saying, I'm just saying...  Yes, she has the resources and the industry pressure to do the botox and hire the personal trainer, but you have to admit that'she's pretty remarkable for 47 (48 in Dec. 2011)! Jennifer isn't going to take my calls, but I'm willing to break my 3-9 ceiling if there's a 45+ year old doppelganger out there.

Some other random things to amuse you today, Jennifer is (in my dreams) not this personality type, I'm quite sure, but recently I've dealt with a couple of girls who are in their "Queen Phase" and in my current peevish mood this poster came to mind:


And this (not that "Queens" can take advice):

Suffice it to say that, despite their current convictions and confidence levels -- and their list of 300 criteria for a second date -- I'm fairly certain these girls are not going to be giving the Jennifer Beals of the world a run for their money when they hit 47.

START WITH MONUMENTAL EXPECTATIONS, girls... 
It's all uphill from there!

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